Description
Rule 34: Feline Dildo – A Purr-Fectly Playful Design
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is an imaginative and bold creation inspired by the infamous 34th rule of the internet. This handcrafted fantasy dildo brings a playful twist to your collection, merging internet humor with premium quality and functional design. Featuring a smooth, tapered body and feline-inspired accents, it’s perfect for those looking to add a touch of whimsy to their pleasure.
*Pictured in Pale Flesh-Colors are hand mixed so tones may vary
Perfect for Adventurous Users
Whether you’re embracing your inner cat enthusiast or exploring new dimensions of play, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo offers a uniquely satisfying experience. The tapered design allows for comfortable insertion, while the ergonomic curves deliver intense sensations. It's perfect for solo or partnered use, adding excitement and humor to every session.
Key Features:
- Feline-Inspired Design: Includes cat-like details, from its tapered and textured “tip” to the wrinkles all around, we aim to deliver an anatomically accurate dildo with a twist
- XL: For those who enjoy bold size and adventurous exploration, the XL size delivers enhanced fullness and deeper penetration, making it a favorite among experienced users.
Crafted with Premium Silicone
At Mr. Hankey’s Toys, we are committed to crafting products that are both fun and functional. The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is made from 100% platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, ensuring body-safe use and durability. Whether you’re a collector of whimsical sexual fantasy toys or a connoisseur of fine silicone, this feline-inspired piece is built to impress
Easy Maintenance for Lasting Fun
Keep your Rule 34: Cat Dildo in top condition with simple care tips:
- Use Water-Based Lubrication: Ensure a smooth and seamless glide.
- Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every use.
- Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium quality.
Add Whimsy to Your Play
Embrace the humor and adventure of Rule 34 with this imaginative, feline-inspired monster dildo. Whether it’s a nod to your favorite internet lore or a playful addition to your collection, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo is sure to make every moment memorable.
** Includes an attachment hole to use with Vac-U-Lock type systems
Firmness - 75% Soft
Color - Natural Tan
Rule 34: Cat Dildo - XL DILDO
Circumference near head: 7.75" or 19.69cm
Circumference near middle: 11.75" or 29.85cm
Circumference near base: 10.25" or 26.04cm
Overall length: 13.5" or 34.29cm
Insertable length: 10.25" or 26.04cm
Texture: muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding
Strapon Ring Size: N/A
Hankey’s Toys are made with the highest grade material. The silicone we use is 100% skin safe. Our sex toys are designed to be compatible with various attachments, strap-ons, and sex machines.